i want it, surely right now (sampah)

hello guys, i want theese things, to erase my stress from every side of my brain, and im clearly need it, enough cheap talk, lets cekidoooot!!!!

1. a can of beer

because its all about party jerk!!!! haahah, just for faaaan!! (dari logatnya aja udah keliatan lagi mabok)



2. a fight

bukan berarti nyari ribut tapi bener gua pengen buat ngelepas stress, orang di fight club aja ribut buat ngelepas stress aja abis ribut ketawa ketiwi kaya best friend


dah itu aja, sampah bangat ye gua bikin posting kaya gini, maklum otak lagi mupet.
bye then! hasta la vista baby!!

no sense, and she tricked us all

after being chased by the reporta, at least arya managed to secaped from those paparazi and end up with a loooonnnngg sleeep, enough da cheap talk, ayo tebak gua bangun jam berapa pagi ini hayo??? (gapenting! lanjut aja kita skip yang ini)

an the timne goes fastly until gua ngaskus and baca thread kalo MEGAN FOX IS A MAN????? (Whaaathaafaaak???)
im sure shes hot guys but chcek this!! http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/, can you belive that????

buat yang liat pake hp gua kopiin aja deh artikelnya

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
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bagi para gays silahkan berteriak melejit bagaikan keangkasa, bagi yang udah memimpikan bersama dia, bersiaplah termuntah-muntah -,-

hyaaah, 1st interview with the owner of this blogg

yoyoyoyo udah lama gak posting yo (rapper style) hahahah, beberapa hari lalu kan gua bagi raport tuh, en faq is in foreign language, but surely it mus be not indonesian neither english, just read it brotha, maklum bahasa inggris nilai gua ngepas euy (dasar yang punya nih GO-BLOG!):
Q: is an reporta that hired by Arya and paid with only some pics of aura kasih, need some report? Call : 021-911REPORTA (021-9117376782)
->: Answers from arya
Q: Gemana bagus gak raport lo?
-> Bagus dong gan, arya gitu masa gak bagus

Q: Bagus sih bagus tapi nilainye gemana?
-> Udah gua bilang bagus raportnya berarti nilainye juga gemane sih lo gan.

Q: Oh nais inpo dah, sukses dongkrak nilai gak?
-> Alhamdulillah misiyon komplit tuh, thenks buat bantuan doanya ye!

Q: Alhamdulillah deh gan, by the way on the way tapi jangan ketabrak busway ranking berapa lo bro?
-> Wetss it's top secret bro, sby jikalau kawin sama megapro aja belom tau tuh, butts yang pasti bukan 30 besar lagi brootz.

Q: Brother brother aje lo emangnye gue brother lo ape, boleh liat raport lo gak gan?
-> Eh, kata guru ngaji gua (yoi ngaji juga lo) semua orang itu bersaudara, jangan salah ber-order, ok here is itssszzzz:

al-islam: 90 (turunzz, tadinya 94)
Pkn : 82 (wets naik bro, tadinya 78)
B. Indo : 70 (turun lagi bro, tadinya 72)
B. Ingrs: 80 (tadinya 81, nanggung ye?)
Mat : 88 (naik pesatz, beforenye 80)
IPA : 93 (yoeh naik dari 74)
IPS : 82 (before 85 -,-)
SB : 80 (wets harga sb gua naik bro dari 77)
Olahraga: 80 (tadinya 77 juga tuh)
TIK : 82 (tadinya 83 gan..)
PLKJ : 87 (kandidat pengganti FOKE nih, tadinya 83)
KJP : 92 (hoki gua, naik dari 89)
Average : before: 81,083 => after: 83,33 ALL RIGHT ITS CLEARLY NAIK GAN!!!!
tuh udah tuh ada lagi gak?

Q: Yoi deh, tapi NRAKTIR GAK NEEEH?????
-> SIAPA LOOO??? KENAL AJA KAGAAAAAAKK

Q: Katanya semua orangkan bersaudara, gua saudara lo kan, iyekan yeyeye
-> KAN KATA GURU NGAJI GUA BUKAN KATA GUA HAHAHAH, see ya later on, there're some indonesian airplane that i need to save! (wuishh, prang jdeerr)
(Arya left the posting table, see ya later on!)

Q: Yee kabur ni orang.. ikutt gan! (wuish jdeer mei day mei day 1st of mei is arya's birthday)
(Q also left da posting tablez)

and my contribution is...

oy lama gak posting hoy, internet gua diputusin sama bokap, hp rusak, pulsa abis, ini aja posting pake hp nyokap mumpung pada pergi haha..

kemaren jum'at kan si ricky bawa provoke, gua embat aja udah kaya orang nyopet terus baca sama abo tiba2 tertuju sama halaman putussnya, sumpah kocak abis sampe sekarang masih kebayang haha, pas nyampe rumah hp gua rusak (emang dari dulu rusak ye haha). malemnya gua ngomong sama bokap gua
Gua : pa, hpku rusak pa (nada ngerayu pake muka melas)
Bokap : kenapa emang?
G : keypad yang 7,8 sama 9nya error
B : oh (dingin gitu jawabnya)
G : besok betulin ya pa
B : emang kontribusi kamu buat rumah ini apa? (lah kok tiba2 gini?)
G : aaaa (cengo)
B : yaudah mendingan abis ujian aja (dih tiba2 bikin kesimpulan sendiri)
G : sip

percakapan yang sama juga terjadi digading kemaren
G : pa itu netbooknya keren pa (mupeng)
B : emang kamu butuh sekarang?
G : mumpung murah pa (jawaban gak nyambung)
B : emangnya kontriburi kamu apa? (apasih lebih ganyambung lagi)
G : yaudah nanti aja abis ulangan (zzz)
dan begitulah kira2 ada 3 percakapan yang sama dengan akhir yang sama hahaha

sebenarnya kontribusi gua gini :
1. Jadi ketua kelas di 8a
2. Mijetin bokap nyokap
3. Nyemir sepatu bokap
4. Bantuin ngerjain pr adek gua
5. Bantuin ngabisin duit keluarga (lah?)

Dan sekian haha bye