1. Your stomach growls when you don’t eat rice for a day.
2. You believe “kecap ABC” could turn bad cooking to gourmet food.
3. You talk during a movie.
4. You eat fried rice in the morning.
5. You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi’s.
6. You don’t think Jim Carrey is funny.
7. You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
8. You think Rhoma Irama is “kampungan”. But you hail his son
9. You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel.
10. Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.
11. You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick.
12. You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempe.
13. You are “Dreaming of a WARM Christmas”.
14. You love Indonesia but you listen to malay song
15. You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.
16. Your local McDonald’s serves rice and sambal.
17. You think Supermie is a staple food.
18. You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.
19. You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
20. You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer.
21. You do your shopping in Singapore.
22. You proud of your stuff bought at foreign country
23. Your drivering license claimed when you are 5 years older then you really are.
24. You have ever legally bought pirated software.
25. You have ever been forced to memorize UUD’45.
26. You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
27. You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has, because you know that's the only thing you can proud of indonesia.
28. You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
29. You realized that money is everything before you were six.
30. The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word “Jakarta” is “macet”.
31. Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
32. Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.
33. You don’t mind people being late.
34. You think standing in line is a waste of time.
35. You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid “upacara bendera”.
36. You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.
37. You use the terms “Ni yee”, “-lah” and “Ih, jijay” on daily basis.
38. You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.
39. You complain that movies in America don’t have sub-titles.
40. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.
41. You have ever consulted a “dukun”.
42. You prever to buy "obat warung" better then going to the doctor.
Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.
43. You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.
44. You like the smell of terasi.
45. You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
46. You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/badminton birdies.
47. You have a 16′ satellite dish hidden in your back yard.
48. You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
49. You miss your maid during laundry day.
50. Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50′ away.
51. You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
52. You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.
53. You go to McDonald’s to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
54. You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries’ “Zombie”.
55. You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
56. You make major decisions based on “gengsi”.
57. You take advantage of Wal-Mart’s 30 days money-back-guarantee to “borrow” home appliances.
58. Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.
59. You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.
60. When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.
61. You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.
62. You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible.
63. You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house.
64. You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system even though you can’t turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.
65. Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light “protector”, racing steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires, etc. Yet you find them not “gaul” enough.
66. You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your Toyota Kijang.
67. If you’re rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12 kilometers with a liter of gas.
68. You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.
69. You have your drivers license at the age of 14.
70. You got it without any driving tests.
71. You are unfamiliar with electric stove.
72. You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens.
73. You never missed the prime time show at 6pm
74. If you’re a student, your main purpose in life is to succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas Negeri.
75. If you’ve graduated from college, your main purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary at a foreign company even if you have to stay unemployed for five years to find one.
76. If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is now to get a wife/husband that’s rich, from a “good” family, and the most importantly good looking in order to “memperbaiki keturunan”.
77. You prever watch lipsync band than "true" band.
78. You cost a big part of your money to bought BB.
79. And you only use it to texting and phoning.
80. You love soccer player because your friends like it.
81. You like a band because the others already like it.
82. You follow your idol hairstyle even you think its foolish.
83. You prever listen to malay song than alternative song.
84. You always update your Facebook status every event happened in your life, even you think it's foolish.
85. You like MJ because it showed on tv.
86. You tried to be cool by wearing thights.
87. And you wear that even you know it will be hurt.
88. You wear hoodie only to act cool.
89. Stupidly you wear that at noon, not at night.
90. You wear thights to play football.
91. You wear Metallica t-shirts, but you don't know what is it.
92. You steal hotel sandals from the hotels.
93. You ever dreamed to went to Jakarta.
94. You still think imported and branded is better than unbranded but better than the branded.
95. You've ever drink at fasting season, and you said your record is perfect without any holes.
96. You wear skaters and black id because you know the celebs are using it.
97. You know the "sinetron" are destroying child's morality, but you still watching it.
98. You bought one of the "how to be cool using facebook" books.
99. You prefer internet better than eat something.
100. Altough that, you still proud of indonesia, yeah!, spread this jokes!
